Wow. So I've been doing these really nauseating farts the past day, and now I've finally figured out where the smell has been coming from. Welcome to the world Dookie #1 and Dookie #2! They're like twins, born half an hour apart. They're also like stink bombs. Thank god the smell was flushable.
I don't like birthing these things. Hopefully they're not going to be triplets. I have to go to work tomorrow and don't like farting out nose-hair-curling stenches around people I'm trying to be professional with.
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You are like a character lifted straight from Jane Austin.
I am a true lady; yes.
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