It's war

Operation Towel Reconnaisance has begun. At 8 hundred hours today a small swap occurred. This is the first step in hiding the Subject. At 8 hundred hours tomorrow surveillance of the Enemy will determine whether this swap is successful.

If so, Plan A will continue and at approximately 19 hundred hours on 24 october the Subject will be smuggled into a safe house. There the Subject will undergo quarantine and a mandatory cleaning process. This will be undertaken in the most secretive manner. Subject will then be concealed until Our Forces have successfully retreated out of the territory.

If Plan A does not work, then we will have to engage in face to face combat with the Enemy. This could involve some heavy armed engagement, and back up artillery is recommended.