The party

We had our party of the weekend and it kind of sucked. But like Natalie Portman said in Garden State, you kind of have to laugh at everything bad that happens in your life because there's nothing else you can do.

List:
- stupid boyfriend who promised and promised that he'd help me cook/clean/get ready and didn't end up doing SHIT except being a distraction and making me angry ARGRGRGRRRRRRR
- About 2/3 of my friends who said they would come not turn up, most who didn't even bother to let me know
- burning a pizza. yay.
- getting "Who the fuck are you" stares from one of Loud Sex Housemate's girlfriends friends
- Same friends also refusing to drink out of plastic because they were too posh, and wanted to drink out of my glassware instead. Fuck that.
- Boyfriend's friend getting drunk and continuously trying to pour gasoline on the bonfire
- Banana Grabber's 18 yr old minger friends drinking half a bottle of my Smirnoff
- Loud Sex Housemate seeing this happen, and not bothering to do anything about it
- Someone stealing my corona from our fridge
- Loud Sex Housemate using my fairylights (without my permission) and breaking them
- All of Banana Grabber's friends drinking his beer and not giving him any money. He has really great friends
- Making a rule that we would block off the upstairs area, only for Loud Sex Housemate's girlfriend to bring all her snooty friends up there
- Someone going into the upstairs bathroom, smearing face paint all over the sink and then using my toothpaste for god knows what
- Boyfriend's friend with the gasoline getting Gay Daniel really drunk until he almost passed out. I ended up having to put him in a taxi home.
- Someone pouring punch all over the fireplace and mantle. Any idea how hard it is to clean a sticky fire place??

I just don't get how people can go to parties and just expect they have a right to trash everything because it's not their house. We are NEVER having a joint party EVER AGAIN.

Thanks to all my friends who made the trek out, even in the freezing cold. Through 15 feet of snow. In a blizzard etc etc. You love me, you really love me.