why i loved uni

Found randomly, this list makes me so happy. I understand it won't make sense to most; that's okay. This is mostly for me.

• Jen holding up a schooner glass under her BOOB
• Mitch trying to blow up a balloon which had a bagon moth inside...
• "WE'RE HAVING SEX"
• Charcoal Chicken and Village Fair
• Giving Ugly Feeder Boy my room number
• Calling Jacqui's bf "Clown Hair Guy" to his face
• Jacqui spilling beer in that Towers girl's clothes
• 24 Labs
• Dorm Raids!!
• Getting so drunk at Gerling and talking to their manager for an hour and a half
• Yelling crap at Mew everytime I met him
• Absolutely PISSING myself laughing at the playground day after VF first year (when Lauren managed to shovel gravel into her butt crack and we tried to adopt that dog)
• Mitch and Padge doing nudie runs through all the residences. And then recruting fellow streakers at Towers
• Streaking across the JOV green NEVER AGAIN
• Kamikaze rolls on the village green
• playing with baby ducks
• Emma as the Italian Stallion in O week
• Dining in Excellence and passing out in D Hut
• passing out on the heater
• When Shannon Noll lost Australian Idol, and Lucy almost cried
• All nighter for Media Prod exam. And Mitch and Lauren outfarting each other
• Mitch on Oktoberfest trying to impress Michelle by stripping, and doing an irish jig at the same time
• Throwing cake on E hut's kitchen ceiling
• Throwing birthday cake all over I Hut on Cindy Ball
• Sneaking into Cindy Ball
• Beer Bingo RIP
• Emma's final fling video, and Boxhead dancer
• Porn nights
• Alyssa Uglyclothes' "pumping" dance
• Steph stealing an entire Taylor's Real Estate sign (one of those swinging wooden ones) and dragging it back to the dorm. By herself.
• Jen feeding everyone punch out of a ladle on Cindy Ball, and then waking up the next day spooning the ladle (no pun intended)
• Disco getting naked on pub run, and then pissing all over the stage at the Metro
• the "cripple" who bought everyone drinks
• supergluing a Strawberries and Cream lolly to C Hut's kitchen ceiling
• running into a wall and then passing out, dorm dinner first year
• throwing rotting tomatoes at G Block first year
• the 7 year olds at the pool screaming "show us ya tits!!"
• Steph, Mitch and Emma's cats who would have sex in their kitchen
• Brendan sticking ice cubes into the birthday cake in C Hut. Haha.... (and in the mayo!!)
• Lower A whispering crap into the hole that led up into Greg's flat ie: "We love Allens lollies"
• Osama's towel rack
• Tackling that girl doing a dorm raid. HAHA.
• Cat Food Factory excursion. And being hungover. With PMS. And in Blayney...
• That townie that took a dump in Steph, Mitch & Emma's backyard, then tore of his pants and stole their iron. (And pissed in the csu lawnmower shhhh)
• Emma and Mitch collecting that couch which was covered in diahhrea
• "Lets break the record, for breaking records!!"
• Steph trying to climb that tree in the park. And failing miserably
• The naked photographer in Camera House "don't wear any underpants for 24 hours"
• Emma's brother pulling the bag of mince out of the freezer, which exploded on the floor and turned out to be rancid
• that fucked up lemonade powder
• stalking Amanda Lardarse
• Ainslea puking all over herself on her birthday
• "Saftey Firts"
• Kirsty and I getting kicked out of Angus's dorm because his RA thought we were 'dangerous'. And then hiding paintings in the fridge. And then Angus lying and saying that he didn't know us
• Setting Nicole's common room wall on fire
• The high sierras
• Watching DJ Palmer puke spagetti all over his oompa loompa outfit
• Jenny McDuff's engagement
• Angus's interpretive dance to the 2000 Sydney Olympics score with a bunch of peeled oranges
• Midge doing dreadlocks in his hair with leg wax
• Convincing Sean to carry me all the way downtown on Final Fling
• "It's criminal!!"
• Pidgeon Rod
• Breaking the Kajulu toilet door HAHA
• Creme Brulee
• Bushra and her craaazy door signs
• Trashing Evil Lindsay's door. SO EVIL.
• Nicole wearing a plastic bag on her head
• That photo of Querrin on Village Fair where he looks like an evil gay clown
• Golden Girls
• Bec breaking her heel and walking around with pointy elf boot
• The dead fish in Kajulu
• David Bowie
• Fast Food Month
• Whitnall pooning
• Micro Penis
• the cd of Brett's crazy eyebrows
• Padge on the horse ride in the video prod video
• multiple pan and zoom shots in a split screen. AT THE SAME TIME. THE INSANITY!
• Trying to guess Renata's age
• Drunk Leisl
• Boat Race girl showing Rod her gummi nipple
• Rod's rash
• Fatty Barrenchuck
• When Tom puked red wine all over his room and the cleaners couldn't get rid of the smell. Ever.
• 3 all nighters in a row! Nosleepinbetween!
• Aaron Quinn's tennis hair
• "If she’s off her tits, get off her tits"
• Jacqui pushing Nicole into a pile of garbage and then getting it on video
• Kirsty doing the spinning game and then running 20 metres and then crashing into a table
• the speech function in word edit saying "Prague is for gay cunts"
• getting blind drunk in front of the head of school of Comm and 2 senior lecturers, screaming "PENIS"
• Kirsty drunk at midday on the first day back of uni, when we wanted to go to the Park Hotel and she actually walked to the park
• Lucas pissing all over the cleaner’s closet (and the vacuum cleaner) during the Kajulu party
• the guys driving around in a ute with a couch made out of hay bales
• Lucas calling fenwick "scrub donkey" to her face
• goatse
• Lauren and Steph telling everyone at the dorm meeting that I was surfing the internet for porn
• the couple at Panthers who's song was DJ Otzi’s "hey baby"
• Cletus and "I love you Scalene"
• Mitch’s wee fountain story
• Mitch’s wee fountain video
• Craft Hour
• Grover Sings the Blues on vinyl
• Ainslea's lesbian story on the toilet floor of Kajulu
• "It's Tuesday!"
• Possum and two random guys having a bath together after Village Fair (Possum is a guy)
• Megan projective vomiting over the line of girls in the toilets
• Giant chin man
• Darren Wooley drawings